A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.

A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana

by A very silly monke July 29, 2021

I Never Loved You, Im Sorry

Something somebody will say when they are in a relationship with somebody they never loved, they may have felt pressured to accept a confession or we're just trying to play with somebody's feelings and felt bad about it later.

Peerson 1) I never loved you, im sorry
Person 2) ...

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022

nep is never sus

when nep is not sus but Nep is sus

romebutjoke-o's#2007: nep is never sus.... but Nep is sus

by a random dummy January 19, 2021

.....You.....Will......Never......Smack.....No.....Tacks......You......

.....You.....Will......Never......Smack.....No.....Tacks......You......

.....You.....Will......Never......Smack.....No.....Tacks......You......

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 01, 2025

Which never happens

Gretchen and her friends were hammered at the bar last night "which never happens" being facetious for happens all the time.

Gretchen says I got way too drunk last night which never happens

by Dwilliams66 October 19, 2020

never do that

never do that

when they tell you

person 1: never do that
person 2: no! i wont

by Rashomon May 28, 2024