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bump 'n' dump

The act of snorting a line of cocaine in the bathroom followed by a bowel movement.
Hey Adam will you watch the door while I take a bump 'n' dump.
by The Sheep Wrangler January 18, 2018
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shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 9, 2021
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Stop n' Plop

The careful manoeuvre performed instantly after weeing in order to transition into pooing.
Sorry, I took so long. I had to stop n' plop!
by Frank_Chip_Pan September 15, 2017
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shrug n' tug

My wife gave me the ol' shrug n' tug for my birthday.
by The Donut Fairy April 12, 2017
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plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank
Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!
by PlankinLife December 30, 2016
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Fail n' Bail

Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.
What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.
by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010
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In-N-Out 10

A girl who would not be considered a 10 under normal circumstances, but is a 10 due to the simple fact that she is in a fast food restaurant lobby where hot girls usually don't hang out.
Bro #1: Bro, check out that girl in the line that just ordered a double-double and fries!
Bro #2: Dude, she's a straight up In-N-Out 10!
by klmatthews20 February 22, 2014
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