When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck
by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013
Get the Muffin Neckmug. To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.
Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.
Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.
Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.
Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.
Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.
by kiki1987 March 20, 2013
Get the muffin outmug. Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.
by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010
Get the Sprinkle Muffinsmug. A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.
Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?
Because that pussy is always so wet!
Because that pussy is always so wet!
by Sorry_NotSorry November 6, 2017
Get the swamp muffinmug. Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020
Get the Crushed the Muffinmug. When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
by MuffinMonday412 December 5, 2016
Get the muffin mondaymug. Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.
by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019
Get the Lesbian muffinmug.