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Absolute Moron

The difference between "You're" and "Your"
If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.
by Ben Tricarico November 24, 2006
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mormon missionary

someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.
"hey join the church."
"no, you dumbass mormon missionary."
by caseycox August 4, 2006
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mormons

lets clarify some things 4 those who know nothing
1)mormons don't pracice polygthamy
2)church is true
3)we do not believe we will become gods
4)we are christians for we believe in christ
5)we pay tithing by choice we aren't forced
6) we don't have to pay are leaders
7)family decides on the number of kids nothing to do with the church
there is much more but i'll leave it at that for now
If people believe their church is so true then they shouldn't be so defensive with the mormons church
by boomer March 14, 2007
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mormons

Well, mormons contrary to popular belief no longer pratice poligimy. I should know I am one we stoped praticing that back in the 1800's. And we don't all say "freeking heck" I know I don't. And we don't always listen to crappy music thats all goody and heartfilled cause I listen Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, System of a Down exc. So all you people that are bashing a religion that you have no idea about need to shut the F*** up. And try learing about it before you bash it, we dont bash other religions I could really care less what religion you are and if I knew then I wouldnt really care you can stick to what you believe.
Screw you, stop hating mormons you have no idea what were all about.
by Pissed off Mormon July 23, 2008
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Moronic

adj. 1) to be terminally idiotic, with no brain capacity enough to spell or coordination to type on a computer keyboard. 2) to call people 'fags' is moronic, because 'fag' is just an unthought-of and childish insult, spurted by retards who are blinded by their own excitement of being unruly by saying the word 'fag.'
Most people who use urbandictionary.com are moronic. They only use it to write definitions of their friends names. Typically, all these 'friends' have asian names, so you can tell that a bunch of asians are ruining this website. Anne Vu, I'm watching you. Child.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003
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Moron

Person who can't be left without supervision
Bush is a moron so I keep informed. Oh wait now we both have supervision over each other. Did they get google yet?
by Ali Bashir April 9, 2006
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moron

One who presents themself smarter than another based not on their demonstrated higher intelligence but rather on their dislike of another individual who has different thoughts. beliefs or ideas. However, their written expression uses improper or unknown words that do not exist, thus exposing their own ignorance.
n. A person whose IQ lies between 45 and 59. Slightly STUPIDER than a retard (60-69) but still smarter than an idiot (below 45).

Bush is a moron.

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