minecraft kid

a minecraft kid is an annoying squeaker everyone has to deal with and usually says "your a hacker" or "i wasnt ready" when they get combod by SnakeDaoust and when thay win they always say "eZ". So basically thats the definition

TRUE MINECRAFT KID : *gets combod in a 1v1*
kid: ur a hacker u meanie u hit me from 2 blocks! ur a bully!! *goes and cry's on his bed with his mom*
u: U only got combod skid

by Comboinq March 6, 2016

Minecraft

It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.

There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.

-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.

Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!

by aetherX July 9, 2011

Minerva

1. The best person in the world
2. If you are called Minerva and you are reading this you are amazing. Yo are a person who has really clear ideas and you will defend them as a warrior. You are precious, and your eyes are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life. Minerva I love you.
3. Goddes of wisdom and strategic warfare, justice, law, victory, and the sponsor of arts, trade, and strategy.
4. You are a goddess

Minerva is an amazing person

by Elquenastequiere November 23, 2021

minnesota mineshaft

When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.

Guy:im bored
G
Guy2:wanna fuck?
Guy: minnesota mineshaft?
Guy2:FUCK YEAH

by ThugNastyBiggums March 18, 2015

Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.

Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019

Hop on Minecraft

Very often the term of asking your friend for rough and hardcore sex whether its a girl or a boy.
The person asked cannot deny the request, and has to have rough and hardcore sex with the asker.

Maddie, hop on Minecraft today.
Hey Tom, want to see me hop on Minecraft with Alex?

by Misart August 8, 2021

liza minelli

n. The propensity of a female to physically abuse a male companion, (i.e: husband or boyfriend)named for the vocalist/actress Liza Minelli, who allegedly battered her husband.
v. The act of physically abusing or assaulting a male companion.

If you don't take her out on your anniversary, she'll give you a taste of her liza minelli.

The source of his bruises was obvious: he had been liza minellied by his girlfriend.

by no-one of consequence November 23, 2003