Matthew Kane

The best defenceman in Cowan Heights Elementary

Wow that guy is so good he must be Matthew Kane

by mkane0617 May 30, 2019

Matthew Lopez

Nice human being usaully has few friends not funny but very genuine usaully smart and nerdy

Guy 1 who is he, he is matthew the smart kid from math

Guy 2 oh yeah

Matthew Lopez very smart

by H1zhsi October 8, 2019

matthews mom

shitty guy with a hot mom

Hey did you see that mom, shes quite the matthews mom

by red_beazt_06 May 8, 2017

Matthew Norman

A boy who loves to spend his weekend jacking off to cars. He often hangs with his lord and savior Cannon. If you break the ten commandments of cannon he goes ape shit and will whoop your ass. He likes playing xbox with his amigos. Is an overall nice guy (Nice guys always finish last).

Lets go to CVS and meet Matthew Norman.

by slimeballlllllllllll9999 September 22, 2021

Matthew flinders

Known as the gayest school on the Sunshine Coast. Everyone that attends is rich and loves to fuck boys.

Normal kid: what school do you go to

Rich gay kid: Matthew flinders
Normal kid: so you have gay sleepovers with your freinds
Rich gay kid: yes and we fuck all night long

by Jd1947294 August 7, 2021

matthew stone

calling someone a matthew stone means you look like rodney trotter

oooooh look at that matthew stone over there, looks like such a rodney trotter.

by XmikestoneX November 4, 2011

Matthew Mannion

A guy that is hot but is also racist and praises Hitler. Many girls tried to fuck him but he says that he is committed to a russian girl that doesn't know he exists. Drinks a lot of whisky from his dads bar but would never during anything else. A Matthew Mannion is also a bit of a pussy. He is scared of mayonnaise.

"Heil Hitler" -Matthew Mannion

by Anyas Polk January 9, 2023