Knob

An event that is better than the others occurring at the same time. If something is THE knob it is the ultimate event, unable to be matched by any event at any time.

Joe’s party is going to be a knob! Everyone will be there! It won’t be as good as Emily’s party though. That party was the knob.

by N0W Y0U KN0W November 22, 2018

Rifle knob

Really long thin penis

My friend Dylan has a rifle knob according to tinder profile

by Flat.Turd April 23, 2021

dry knob

A dry knob is where a man is unsuccessful in getting pussy over along period of time!

toby: oi scott i havent had any pussy lately!
scott: gutted bruv you have dry knob !

by nebrot November 26, 2015

Twiddley Knob

Noun: See do-dad, Whactamalcallit, thing-a-ma-jigger, etc...
Verb: To do nothing important

Jeff stop your Twiddley Knobbing and hand me that there Twiddley Knob!

by Billy Pulse July 2, 2012

Bareback Knob Tickler

The string that hangs off the IUD (form of contraception) inside the woman's vagina

Man, I was deep inside this chick last night and I could feel the bareback knob tickler stroking on my cock with each pump

by PotatoPunani June 17, 2023

Knob

somebody stupid

He is such an absolute Knob

by ThatJimboGuy December 30, 2018

Knob

A common insult among British people. Refers to the head of a p*nis, and is used to call someone as such. Usually not seen as particularly offensive.

"Hey, did you hear about Danny? He tried simping for a girl and fell over."

"What a knob."

by __Speedster__ June 23, 2020