Key Hole Surgery

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.

Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.

by Wise Man November 19, 2003

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low key martin

Chuck Brown and Brian Tegeder's beer pong team in Oceanside California.

The Low Key Martins aint nothin to fuck with!

by Chuck Brown February 12, 2005

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Someone who catches you off guard with extremely racists comments, that you would never expect them to say. They are usually the nicest people you know, and parade around as sane members of society. The most unfortunate part, they don't even know it.

Dude 1: " Did you hear what that newscaster just said about all of the emigrants entering the country"?

Dude 2: " Yeah man, it was really uncalled for. He must be a low-key racist."

by PocketRocket7564231 July 16, 2014

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Low Key Stunting

Someone you see who has a lot expensive materials but you don't know their name or occupation but it is obvious that this person has money.

MAN 1: Who is that dude that is always driving that Bentley?

Man 2: I dont know. He's "low key stunting". I dont know his name but i know he got money.

by rellotip May 4, 2010

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latch-key kid

A child who is forced to return home to an empty house after school because women fought for suffrage and rights so they could get jobs and leave their children unsupervised and to their own devises while they convinced the world they didn’t belong in the kitchen.

"Hey! Want to go home and play with my dad's guns? Mom started working so my parents are never home after school!" Thus the life of a latch-key kid and the increase in accidents due to lack of supervision.

by Dorclington April 2, 2009

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