JunkShak

Cum stains in your pants

'Matts mum was suprised whil cleaning to see his sons JunkShak, she was not a happy bunny'

by bumflufflegend August 20, 2011

Junkslap

When a naked guy swings his junk up and down so the balls slap the gooch.

While I was waiting for the shower to warm up I did the junkslap.

by D. Y. Vetz June 21, 2019

junksxxt

A really cool tiktoker who’s my best friend and a really nice boy <33

junksxxt Is one of the best people ever

by Will Byers #1 fan 💅🏻 June 9, 2022

Junksty

The nature of something being too discomforting to look at.

That chair is broken, out of date and just looks junksty.

by Mikavelii June 17, 2023

Junkster

A possibly obscure name for the popular mobile wallpaper and ringtone seller Jamba, which is also known as Jamster. It's also possible that this is a madeup name used to make fun of said Jamster company. Only seen (as far as we know) on a parody video of the "Crazy Mole" commercial from December 2021.

Person 1: I saw a weird video that called Jamster "Junkster", what is that supposed to mean?
Person 2: Maybe that's an obscure name for it... there is LOREEEEEEEE (goodbye matpat) behind thi-
Person 1: Or that could just be making fun of them.
Person 2: True, true.

by Lookatdisdude January 19, 2024

junksize

(verb). to bloat a file with unnecessary data and filler fluff to such an extent where its size on disk becomes a nuisance and a pain to work with, causing delays and frustrations;

esp. in design and construction industries which deal with CAD elements or digital formats: to use assets of such a high definition that the file refuses to open and subsequently work properly

Man, I hate it when we inherit Group 4's projects! They always junksize everything and now I need to spend a day optimizing all their crap. Might as well do the project from scratch!

by Klein Redd November 23, 2025

Atomic Junkshot

1. Method used to attempt to slow Japanese atomic meltdown
2. Drink - 1oz Melon, 2oz Well Vodka, 1oz Irish Cream

I'll have a atomic junkshot, and one for the lady.

by s_m_f April 1, 2011