Jordan is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. And she never lets her friends down. though continuesly is let down by her friends she never lets them go because she actually loves them and hates that she loves them. she's kind, sweet, pretty, cute, and funny.
by iamthesmratest November 07, 2019
by pphresh March 11, 2010
by MagnumC October 08, 2009
A great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. Like CSI, but with feeling.
by Petra April 13, 2005
A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.
"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."
by Gjord August 15, 2022
the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise
Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.
by Super Swedes December 06, 2010
Bad ass women definitely a surviver, super funny and has a strange sense of humor... she is a selfless server.
Sarah Jordan is amazing.
by Sarah Gilbert December 18, 2016