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jackie is THAT bitch
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019
Get the jackie mug.Possibly the most badass Asian man in the modern history of the world.
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?
Malcolm: Who's your favorite actor?
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)
by ilikeguns:) March 30, 2020
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by Ray Mac March 10, 2008
Get the musci jacking mug.1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.
2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.
Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.
3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.
(Also known as "pancocking")
2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.
Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.
3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.
(Also known as "pancocking")
"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."
"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."
"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."
by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013
Get the Flap-Jacking-Off mug.1.) The act of giving a bj, usually preformed during class when the substitute teacher is not looking.
2.) An obnoxious amount of talking.
3.) Talking in class while giving head.
2.) An obnoxious amount of talking.
3.) Talking in class while giving head.
by mdcrfreak March 20, 2009
Get the Jaw-jackin' mug.This is the process of using a function on a bluetooth enabled phone, normally a Sony Ericsson, and browsing someones files without the permisson. If you take something, this is bluejacking.
by YidMaster2144 July 23, 2005
Get the Blue Jacking mug.A girl who is small and Asian. However, she always wants to act latina with a bitchy and ghetto personality.
Do not trust that bitch named Jackie.
She is so Jackie. I bet she is from Asia.
Stop acting like Jackie, and start acting Asian.
She is so Jackie. I bet she is from Asia.
Stop acting like Jackie, and start acting Asian.
by merman3178 February 17, 2015
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