Muffin Clutcher

A derogatory name for a homosexual implying that one holds a testicle sack in their hand.

“Aw do you know that Dave Andrews?”

“Aw yeah he was a total muffin clutcher”

by Yeticunt May 24, 2019

Couch Muffin

The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.

"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"

by TheCleanSanchez July 17, 2012

muffin fuzz

A fat hairy fupa

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.

by One eye angi November 03, 2017

muffin flap

the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty

guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps

by lizmaster March 12, 2015

muffin sauce

Female ejaculate.

She got muffin sauce all over my new sheets last night.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION November 11, 2015

Nut muffin

An anal creampie

—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.

by BBCece July 09, 2022

shawlynn the muffin

a very cool person

person 1: "who is shawlynn the muffin?"
person 2: "oh, a very cool person."

by liaia January 16, 2022