holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.

We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.

by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011

Taint trail.

The taint trail is as implied: your halfway between the ultimate quest of a new discovery v.s. eating shit and taking a back seat.

Taint trail....the difference of sushi v.s. leftovers.

by Redriquez September 13, 2022

tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.

Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.

by AntMan December 14, 2013

taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.

Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain

by baconbyts May 19, 2017

Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.

On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.

by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025

taint

the region between the ballsack and the asshole for a man and the vagina and the asshole for a woman

daym that shawty has a fine ass taint

by Soviet_Doggo69 September 6, 2021

Taint Spray

Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.

Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.

by Taint Magee May 15, 2018