shopping cart races

An event created summer of 2009, and held in Anchorage, Alaska on a random Thursday night, where teams of "girlfriends" enjoy a scavenger hunt throughout downtown, stopping at the local bars and misc places along the way. Each team must have a theme, and dress up as well as decorate their shopping cart accordingly. They must also have a digital camera to document their tasks and a check off list for the bartenders at each stop to initial after the specified drink has been drunk. We do not encourage stealing shopping carts and will take full responsibility for such actions once we're arrested, because there's a good chance it'll happen.
B: "what is all this talk about shopping cart races and how did i get involved?"
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."
by theGETSOMEgirlsofAK May 14, 2009
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eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. ‘Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.
Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.
by Newport Boo 813 May 06, 2008
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knocking shop mattress

An effect of male pattern baldness,whereby the unfortunate male decides not to do the decent thing ie get the clippers out and grows the floundering folicles hoping to conceal the onset of nature by creative combing,suceeding only in an elaborate , threadbare shaping with a shiney(often sunburnt)beacon of scalp shining through for all to see.Resembling the aformentioned sex workers overused mattress.See Robin Gibb,Footballer Kenny Cunningham etc
See that Alan Shearer on Match of the Day,he's got a head like a knocking shop mattress,though his muscular pressence up front,will be sorely missed by Newcastle this season.
by chris ord August 31, 2006
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pet shop boy

Someone who gains sexual gratification from inserting small animals (e.g. hamsters) up their anus
The pet shop boys had used up their supply of rodents, so went looking for more
by strapping September 19, 2006
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Shopping Cart Chicken

When two people pushing shopping carts in a department or grocery store are travelling towards one another and accidentally mirror one-anothers attempts to avoid the other person, typically ending in a head on collision.
"I was just trying to get to the frozen foods section and I ended up in a game of shopping cart chicken with some crazy old lady. I think I have whiplash!"
by The Trouser Snake Strangler April 27, 2010
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corner shop crawler

teenager who thinks it is good to hang out side a shop being a twat
yo cunny commin down shop later for a drink yo
safe yo on you
by chudds December 22, 2003
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chop shop nails

Nails done in a low quality shop or market stool. Some/most of them are illegal and nail techs HATE them because they often leave your nails horrible and damaged because you where too cheap to pay £20 ($17)
She had chop shop nails! Ugh! I hate having to work on them.
by Disaster Zone May 23, 2018
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