Sneeze Impotence

The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.

I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.

by 011000110 August 26, 2022

Mission Impossible

The act of squeezing out a turd while simultaneously flushing so the turd goes straight into the center of the toilet hurricane. Timing has to be perfect to the exact millisecond

Dude, I just sent that poop like mission impossible.

by YeetSkirtSkeet1738 March 25, 2023

physically impossible

a shot lined up in pool where no matter how you hit the ball you'll sink it.

He scratched so I'm going to line my shot to where it's physically impossible to miss.

You missed the shot and lined the other team up with a physically impossible shot, dumbass!

by highschool45 June 5, 2023

Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.

Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.

by RxE454 August 1, 2023

German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

by ttykhd August 2, 2024

The Impossible Quiz

A game made by DeviantArt user Splapp-Me-Do in 2007, the game is infamous for the fact that it is extremely hard.
It has 110 questions in total.
There are 5 installments, these are as follows: The Impossible Quiz Demo, The Impossible Quiz, The Impossible Quiz 2, The Impossible Quiz Book, and the Impossible Quizmas.

Answer Key for the first 4 questions
Q1: 4
Q2: No, but a tin can
Q3: K.O
Q4: The Answer (in question)
Answer key for the first 4 questions in **the impossible quiz 2**
Q1: Up his sleevies
Q2: Paint
Q3: Earth
Q4: American

by WannaBeBritishPerson October 1, 2023

Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.

“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024