Irish Sting

When a male lathers his member with soap, whilst showering with his female love companion. The male then penetrates his lover without warning and without washing, causing a burning sensation in the woman’s vagina and urethra; not to mention his own we willy winky. The Irish Sting!

Damn S*_____ looked so fine in the shower this morning. When she turned around to wash her face I gave her the old Irish Sting. Ouch!

by James P.P. October 11, 2007

irish pirate

when a man is taking a girl in the ass, he spits on her back and makes it out like he's cum and so she turns round, he cums in her eye and stamps on her foot. This causes her to hop around holding her eye and foot shouting aaarrggh

i love pirates, only irish pirates though

by proffesor john doe August 7, 2009

Irish Hug

To punch someone in the face. An alternative includes the request for a sandwich.

"Man, Tom was so drunk that he gave Harry an irish hug in the bar. Harry, then got him a sandwich and apologized for being in the way of his fists!"

by John Joad October 16, 2008

Luck of the Irish

When your poop has a little brown and green

I don't know what I at but I've definitely had the Luck of the Irish

by Allhell666 April 12, 2017

Irish Flag

A single of line of 3 distinctly separated substances.

In the following order from left to right:

1) 15mg percoset (green)
2) cocaine (white)
3) 5mg valium (orange)

The Irish flag is a tribute to all counties.

by Johnnymad October 23, 2007

irish breakfast

Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.

We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.

by Stuph July 16, 2004

Irish Creamsicle

When your having sex with a girl, you pull out right before you bust, and bust into your hand, then slap her with it.

That sex was horrible so I gave her an Irish Creamsicle

by AlbacrazyHoswazie September 17, 2010