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National dry hump day

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything
Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day
by Gggucyxrxvub May 26, 2019
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Dry humping after party

March 29th. It's a day for after someone birthday party and for the afterparty it will be time to dry humping through the night
Natalie- We will have a dry humping after party

Us- HECK YES
by 67U3jame March 28, 2025
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humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out
humping your brains out would be great right now
by anaonamous cat September 19, 2016
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Hump-A-Dump

When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep
When my brother leave my house after im going to do a Hump-A-Dump and call it a night
by MyPPHurtsAlittle September 15, 2021
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Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY
by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
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hump dump

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind
by Kyskee August 22, 2017
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Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
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