human zoo

Formerly a Sunday night radio show on talksport.Finished when Boyd got sacked.Hugely entertaining.

Line one, you're live on talksport, good evening......

by quare fellow March 15, 2004

Human Tissue

A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.

Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!

by Billy Blue June 7, 2009

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

sub-human

An individual who prepares the sandwiches in places such as subway or quiznos. This definition is somewhat derogatory but reflects the lowly status of this 'occupation'.

The sub-human screwed up by putting in red onion when I specifically asked for none.........again!

by Ryd June 25, 2006

human sieve

human (USUALLY women!) having to pee constantly! slowing down the 'show' to occupy a 'bowl'!!

wheres' t'neequa? -cuttin' her a piss! -that bitch is a human sieve!!

that judy is a human sieve!

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

the 'human condition'

The part of the human psyche that compels people to refer to anything counterproductive or stupid as the "human condition".

"That fly tangling itself up in an effort to free itself is a metaphor for the 'human condition'."

by Valsprok February 4, 2013

Human Backpack

The act of holding your partner's legs over your shoulders, while you hold their feet, like a backpack, and they are giving you a rim job.

Hey Cheryl, I'm bored. You want to try the human backpack?

by anonymous124kittykittylicklick February 5, 2012