Honda

A Japanese car manufacturer that produces fun to drive cars that have better than average longevity and resale value. Commonly disrespected because some Honda owners trick/rice their car for their own enjoyment and life experience. To each his own I say, all people want to do in life is create, explore, and have fun, and if you do it to a Honda, you will most likely be called a fagot by people who misunderstand the meaning of life.

My '92 Honda Accord has 330k miles, runs great, and is fun to drive.

by GetRealB August 2, 2008

Honda

A slow, torqueless crate. Often found in Highschool parking lots driven by the LD (learning disabled) kids. Drivers of Hondas are often known to think that their stock Civic can beat a Ferarri.
Often found with huge park bench style wings, giant droningly gay mufflers, and suburban "ganstas" who are actually mindless pussies behind the wheel.

I would rather take the bus than drive a Honda.

I watched the fast and the furious, have an IQ less than 80, so now I want a Honda.

by K40 August 20, 2006

honda

The Ultimate Ricer Machine.

Look at Carlos ricing up his Honda Accord.

by Qbert October 23, 2004

Honda Shitty

Slang term used to describe the Honda-City-E; a 50cc piece of shit which is undeniably the WORST vehicle to ever travel the surface of this earth.

Look! - Grandma's overtaking that Honda Shitty on her mobility scooter.

by Honda_shitties_suk_ass December 26, 2003

Pulling a Houdini

1. While having sex, the man says he wants to cum on the girl's back, but spits instead, and when she turns around, thinking he's done, he lets his jizz fly all over her face.

2. Tricking a woman into letting you jizz on her face.

1. Sarah broke up with Micheal after he pulled a houdini and ruined her hairdo.

2. Next time I see my girlfriend, I'm going to try pulling a houdini.

by Locke577 October 15, 2008

Sneaky Houdini

The act of having anal sex and tell your partner your about to cum but instead you spit on their back tricking them so when they turn their head around you actually cum on their face.

Dude jeffrey pulled a sneaky houdini on Jill

by eazyamo May 3, 2011

Poone Houndering

The act of being a manwhore (i.e. slut, harlot)
Poone Houndery- 1. When you really want some pussy.
2. A term involving any act of vulgarity.

Poone Hounded (past tense)- An acting of vulgarity/houndering that has already happened.

1. You just got poone houndered in x-box son!

2. I just poone houndered your mom!

3. I'm all about that poone houndering.

by Lawrence A December 8, 2010