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grease stash

A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.
"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."
by Lousteezy December 14, 2015
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease filled Stew

When a party is so disgusting that when you bump into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet sea lion.
Last night was crazy after Shay's grease filled stew.
by Ggarfink January 23, 2017
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El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital
by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016
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catch grease

Where one person gets chastised, but others are also admonished simply by being in close proximity - similar to splattering grease.
Man, those servers are going to catch grease from the kitchen for Jessica’s mistake.
by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021
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2nd day grease

1. Eating greasy foods a day after you ordered it when its sitting in your fridge or something

2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
1. Man youre really eating that 2nd day grease, you gross fuck

2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
by Youreaverageasshole May 26, 2018
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styling grease

A slang term for hair gel or similar products.
Oh man, I ran out of styling grease today when I was greasing it down.
My hairstyle? I just used my styling grease to make it look this sexy.
by M1nak041n0 May 21, 2021
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