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Green Apple Jolly Rancher 

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
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Green Dotting 

When someone stalks another persons online status waiting for the green dot to appear and then forces interaction much to the dismay of the other person.
Nathan: I saw her green dot and IM’d her again. It was 2 am but she was clearly up.
Joyce: stop green dotting people when they wake up to pee, freak!
Green Dotting by janmas November 16, 2019

Green Stream 

When a nigga blows his nose in a stank hoes pussy and she pees them back out
Aye keisha get over here so we can do a green stream
Green Stream by DrillShiiYT April 1, 2020

Green Spout

A complete alpha male. The man that is superior to all other being around them. Usually largest penis size, and least gay.
Homeboy#1: Hey, wanna pasz after a right hand mike?
Homeboy#2: Nah brother-man, I’m the green spout!
Homeboy#1: Oh I apologize your majesty, my bad.
Homeboy#2: Stand down my inferior mouse dicked peasant!

Green Saxophone

A bong.
Yeah righto mate I'll be right back, I'm just gonna have a play of the old green saxophone.

green ghosts 

term for americans, specifically white people. Meant to say “gringos” but won’t get picked up by Facebooks hate algorithms.
Also said as “🟢👻”
why do 🟢👻 always get explosive bowels after eating our food?

stupid f***king green ghosts.
green ghosts by LoudLatto June 20, 2021

Green Hunnids 

Green Hunnids are the dollar bills from before 2013
Green hunnids are in my safe, I got old racks
Green Hunnids by Lootdown October 21, 2021