sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022

Front Street Girl

A girl (or female bodied person) who refuses to do anal. Intended to be used jokingly, rather than derogatory. Often self-descriptive.

Leela: After we do anal, my boyfriend always cries. Does yours?
Maxine: Oh nah, I’m a totally front street girl. No one gets in the back.

by Kinky kiwi 81 November 15, 2022

Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War

"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"

by REB1941 April 24, 2022

Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.

Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.

by LA Bear May 11, 2022

front gruntal

A dick large enough to result in heavy moans and grunts during sexual intercourse.

He fucked her with his front gruntal

by Cod buoy committee October 4, 2022

front gruntal

A dick large enough to cause heavy moans and grunts during sexual intercourse

He pounded her with his front gruntal

by Cod buoy committee October 4, 2022

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022