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Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.
Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!
by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024
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front snatch

Front snatch used in military terms for front land rover. But more often used the vaginal space on the female human.
Get in the front snatch!!. So you run and dive in head first for both examples.
by Slagslayer February 22, 2014
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front donut

A woman's vagina that is wider than usual.
Wow! Her front donut almost swallowed me whole!
by uptowntim@gmail.com November 29, 2015
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Front Puddle

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!
by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016
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Fronting

Getting drugs from your dealer with the agreement that you'll pay once you get money
Ayo this David mf keeps fronting more acid and he still hasn't paid yet
by PsychedMF August 21, 2021
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Front busting

Pertaining to Graffiti. Front busting is whenever toys follow rules that dont have any valid credentials and/or following rules made by someone who is irrelevant to the culture.
A toy asked "How do you feel about side busting?" kan2 replied "Dudes who follow side busting rules are tottaly front busting."

" front busting might get yo ass whooped."
by Kan2 May 13, 2021
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cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.
Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.
by prognosticator December 10, 2017
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