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National Frog Day

National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE
Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT

Slippery Frog 

When you are in the shower with your lady and you lather her all up then put it in her butt without prior notification. She starts trying to climb out of the shower looking like a slippery frog.
I pulled a slippery frog on my lady yesterday. I got donkey kicked once she regained her footing.

Travel FOGS 

Travel Fear of Getting Screwed - anxiety about getting screwed on price when planning a trip or vacation.
I have been trying to book this trip for a couple of days. I just cannot commit due to Travel FOGS. Maybe there is a better deal?
Travel FOGS by xtremerange2 May 23, 2023

The blue frog 

a Buddha of sorts that sits on an ice cube and offers advice to any who can hear his raspy voice, though his advice is typically one word...
Dude, did you see the blue frog?
Yeah
What did he say?

"chill..."
Whoa...
I know, it's deep

Obey the blue frog, chilllllll.... ribbit
The blue frog by lumi_kuma April 17, 2011

aiden za frog 

A really bad person that everyone hates. He should be killed and doesn't deserve life.
Aiden za frog should die.

your dog a frog 

The most almighty out of all the forbid in faces.
"Your mom gay."
"Your daddy lesbian."
"Your granny tranny."
"Your grandpap a trap."
"Your sisters a mister."
"Your brothers a mother."
"No you."
Your dog a frog
Falls down dead
your dog a frog by Grandpa dom March 31, 2018