When you are in the shower with your lady and you lather her all up then put it in her butt without prior notification. She starts trying to climb out of the shower looking like a slippery frog.
I pulled a slippery frog on my lady yesterday. I gotdonkeykicked once she regained her footing.
"Your mom gay."
"Your daddy lesbian."
"Your granny tranny."
"Your grandpap a trap."
"Your sisters a mister."
"Your brothers a mother."
"No you."
Your dog a frog
Falls down dead