Lucy Ford

This is the correct answer A pseudonem used by Slug, the rapper of the group Atmosphere (Rhymesayers ent.) to several things, As he says for himself; Hip hop, the mother of his son and his relationship with depressed or manic "unstable" women.

"She's a complicated maze, a Lucy Ford depressed woman, this crazed bitch is perfect" (-Slug)

"Lucy Ford rap, I love her like a rap kid love's break"

"I wanna scream Fuck you Lucylong-termed girlfriend and mother to his son,
but the problem is i love you Lucy"

by annodat2 November 10, 2010

Ford KA

An ill advised experiment to construct an automobile from the following items;
1. Upturned tin bathtub.
2. Low-grade plastic novelty items from a charity shop.
3. A moldy turd.
4. A fresh turd.
5. The contents of yesterdays 'jam-rag' bin.
6. A used Johnny.
7. Discarded unwashed clothing reclaimed from the bins behind a well 'stocked' hospice.
8. Another turd.

The Ford KA stood out from the crowd because of its particularly charming ability to induce pointing, laughing, projectile vomiting & dry minges.

Person 1: "Who in the Mary Hinge laid a giant brown 'arse' dreadnought outside my house?!"
Person 2: "Aaah, yeah that'll be me, it's a car, a Ford KA... what'dya think of her?"
Person 1: "Push it into the sea at once, i'll give you a hand, hopefully it'll sink. & let's not talk of your faux pas again. Idiot."

by Bob007 October 7, 2008

Ford

The only car maker during the recent recession to remain Financially responsible. Producers of such of fine examples as the Tore Ass (taurus), Won't Start (windstar), Exploder, Mushtang, Uninispired (Aspire), UnFocused, ThunderChicken, and many more. The 1980's saw the largest intrusion of Shit to hit the road; marketed as "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" similar to entering Malwart and completely spearheading the the entire Trek by being stopped by a pack of grazing Buffalo and leaving empty handed and walking.

Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".

Sum Bitch, The Ford is running like a fat chick after the salad bar!

by 89newporker February 20, 2013

mrs. ford

When someone won't give you a ride home, and you a forced to walk home in the rain.

Nick: Can I have a ride home?
Katy: No, I have to pick up my sister in half-an-hour, and can't stop to drop you off on your house that is on the way. You can walk home.
Nick: But it's raining and takes an hour to walk! Don't pull a Mrs. Ford!

by Nicholaa August 28, 2008

Alaskan Firedragon

When a guy is about to cum while a girl is giving him a blowjob and he punches her in the throat and the cum comes out her nose.

Give him a blowjob he wont give you an Alaskan Firedragon.

by Alexandria(: (: October 20, 2011

Fired

To throw an object in an impressive of funny manner

HaHa!! Bro you totally fired that right between the ass cheeks

by WyFi December 4, 2010

Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.

After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.

by schtingmon February 20, 2011