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you were ugly than had a big glow up and got a better type
you were here now your there so i did better
by factors March 29, 2022
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.9.Say "'We'" Here.9.

.9.Say "'We'" Here.9.
.9.Say "'We'" Here.9.
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The Psychosomatic Face Structure Of An Individual Who Smacks Backs Out Here From The Outside In <The Man Who Inherited The World By Señor Sparta>
The Psychosomatic Face Structure Of An Individual Who Smacks Backs Out Here From The Outside In <The Man Who Inherited The World By Señor Sparta>
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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.
I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.
by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012
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I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 3187: I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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bring your cheeks here

It's a family-friendly way to say "get your ass back over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.
Lexi: "Jay bring your cheeks here"\
Jay: "wHaAaT"
by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD June 30, 2022
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