An idiom meaning that someone is incredibly desperate for something, often to the point of behaving in ways that are outlandish, inappropriate, or embarrassing. It can also be used as an exaggerated way to express excitement about something.
“She just met this guy and she’s too busy licking the floor to see all the red flags.”
"THe NEW EPISODE GHDHJSDH I’M LICKING THE FLOOR"
"THe NEW EPISODE GHDHJSDH I’M LICKING THE FLOOR"
by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025
Get the Licking the floormug. A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
Fromm: john@johnjohn.org
To: Netfloor@johnjohn.org
Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.
john doe @ office 122, floor 12
To: Netfloor@johnjohn.org
Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.
john doe @ office 122, floor 12
by J.c.McQueen December 12, 2008
Get the Net Floormug. Home sweet home. The second floor disabled bathroom is where many relaxing vapes have taken place, where many fun memories have been created, and where you can spend hours and somehow never get caught. Everyone needs a second floor disabled bathroom in their lives.
Person 1- where are you going? we have history?
Person 2- cba, im going to second floor disabled bathroom.
Person 2- cba, im going to second floor disabled bathroom.
by whatyoulikeyou March 1, 2021
Get the Second Floor Disabled Bathroommug. "bread on the floor" is used when someone is really fucking stupid and leaves some perfectly good bread out on the dirty floor, and then the good bread becomes dirty
man1: "dude, thats bread on the floor"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"
by dellg April 27, 2023
Get the bread on the floormug. by punkrocker5 May 1, 2004
Get the the linolium floorsmug. by Mika_bos March 26, 2024
Get the Floor & Felinemug. noun Used to describe a situation when there's been a nuclear meltdown at a power generating facility. Derives from the state where the reactor core has fallen out of its protective shell (a critical situation).
It's a variation on the urban term four-on-the-floor.
It's a variation on the urban term four-on-the-floor.
Last we heard (and still being blacklisted by the international mass media), Fukushima was still going core on the floor.
by rick_kcir April 18, 2023
Get the core on the floormug.