Father of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Father of Universe, what happened to you?

Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023

Father Bressani

Such a shit school not fun and everyone thinks their hard so many npcs it’s a shit school

Father Bressani not fun

Don’t go there shit school

🎂

by Havecak127 September 23, 2023

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

Father

He only because a father after he fucked all the women.

Hym "Yeah it sounds good to a piece of shit father but who gives a shit what you think you all think you're better than anyone who ISN'T that but you're a piece of shit who doesn't amount to anything. I'M THE REASON you're great grand kids won't have to push that fucking rock up the hill and THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHO DID IT FOR THEM! BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOUR DADDY! Because your daddy was LESS! DON'T LET THEM THROW YOUR KIDS LIFE IN THE GUTTER! THEY'LL DO IT TO ME, THEY'LL DO OT TO YOUR KIDS, AND THEY'LL DO IT FOREVER!"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Carry the son over father

A term that describes a son that passes away while the father is still alive. This term can be literal with carrying the coffin, or a metaphor that describes the loss of a loved on way before their time.

Oh man, that’s rough. Poor guy, nobody should have to carry the son over father like that. I hope he’s okay. If he needs anything and i mean anything please let me know.

by Galactic White Hat May 5, 2024