Theusen's Engineers

Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.

The last meeting we were in made me feel like we were Theusen's Engineers.

by cromulusengineering May 17, 2016

rusty steam engine

When a woman farts on the inward thrust during anal sex.

The rusty steam engine blew me out and then back in, out and then back in.

by Sensual Fuckery September 30, 2017

QA engineer

I'm literally the first of that.... And the BEST... I literally created several bombs and a chaff grenade... And money generators... And a fighting style... And A.I.... I'm a Goddamn genius... Holy shit am I smart! Wow! I even surprise myself... And when I die I'm going to kill God! So, there that too!

Hym "Oh! Is that what I'm called? QA engineer? Eat that coding nerds! That's what you get for learning how to do things! Should have sat around playing video games and masterbating!"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Environmental engineer

When your rearrange the letters, it is I M nonrelevant engineer

You are an environmental engineer. You are nonrelevant engineer.

by SuckDiep March 21, 2023

Source Engine

The Source Engine is a game engine made by Valve. The Source Engine is the engine known for the tech called bunnyhop

aka bhop which is a way of jumping to gain speed.

"Mike Hawk" - Bro what does source engine mean?
"Tes Tickles" - It is a game engine that you go boing boing in.

by Source engine enjoyer December 15, 2022

Mortal Engines

A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.

Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.

Dude 2: Agreed totally!

by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018

civil engineering

The oldest engineering discipline (even though some like to claim it's mechanical because it encompasses military engineering) Lots of job opportunities, but business majors will criticize you for not picking a more lucrative discipline whereas other engineering disciplines will claim you chose the easiest engineering major 💀

Person 1: "Did you know that UPenn doesn't have a Civil Engineering program?"
Person 2: Really? That's crazy..

by Thatgirlinthepurplejacket March 3, 2024