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Electric Eel

First, you sit down to take a crap with an electric charge. Your crap is long enough to touch your asshole and water simultaneously, and the static discharges through the crap, giving you a tingly sensation in the butt cheeks.
It was so dry out today that when I pooped, my electric eel made my ass cheek hairs stand on end.
by skier1437 May 6, 2011
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electron cock

Having a cock the size of an electron.

An electron has no definite size and a mass of approximately 10^-34 Kg. Approximately 0.0000000000000000000000000000000006 Kg.

You see where I'm going with this ...
Jimmy's winkie was so small that Felicity described him as an electron cock.

"Let's go poke fun at the physicists for all having electron cocks!"
by Jamie Douglas November 22, 2006
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electronic mushroom stamp

sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.
-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!
by Brosanne February 26, 2011
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Electrobix

A song by Scissor Sisters, (the greatest modern disco-rockers ever!), which talks about peer-pressure induced homophobia, and promotes the whole "gay workout" routine. It is one of the Scissor Sisters' older songs, though a fan-favourite. It is not found on the band's self-titled debut album, although it can be found on the unofficial Scissor Sisters 'Remixed!' album. (You can also download it on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaA)
Example 1: "I was just a boy with my lunch in a bag, the other little boys made me feel like a fag."

Example 2: "You gotta pump your body, ooh, you wanna be a hottie!"

Example 3: "I'm too lazy to buy/can't find the unofficial Scissor Sisters Remixed! album, so I'll just download Electrobix off KaZaA!"

Example 4: "Electrobix makes a great workout jam! I listen to it every time I workout and it's just perfect!"
by ^___^ July 6, 2005
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Election Twitter

A segment of Twitter users who analyze, discuss, and debate elections and politics in the United States and around the world.

Sometimes Election Twitter can be referred to as (ET)
Election Twitter went crazy after last nights election results.
by Shawnpsam January 22, 2022
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electroensephelagraph

gay bum sex hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by michelle lanigig April 7, 2005
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electronic dance picnic

Similar, but not identical to a rave. Generally contains more class, with newer music with higher quality mixing / scratching / etc. Very rare.
"There is no way I'm wasting another night at some lame b-rate rave, if only there was an electronic dance picnic going down!
by Dylan I. December 30, 2005
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