I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out
by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017
An awesome unit comprised of the egg white and the yolk. The egg white - a healthy, lean, standup component of Team Egg. But do not be fooled the egg white is known to emit a sticky white substance. The yolk - the unhealthy, unstable, less reputable componet known to cause havoc from time to time. But know to a very few as good wholesome company. When combined Team Egg is a dangerous force to reckon with.
"There goes Team Egg. Ugh, they think they're so cool."
"I know! Wait ...they're looking over here, look away. I said look away!!!."
"I know! Wait ...they're looking over here, look away. I said look away!!!."
by Foxy44 January 11, 2010
by kittymccockfolds July 03, 2018
would you like some egg nag?
by maggie.stein December 27, 2006
The act of two males either:
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015
A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.
Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
by gndhs December 18, 2006
Person 1: I had egg dippies for breakfast
Person 2: The fuck is egg dippies?
Person 1: Its where you fry bread dipped in egg
Person 2: That's called French Toast you massive retard
Person 2: The fuck is egg dippies?
Person 1: Its where you fry bread dipped in egg
Person 2: That's called French Toast you massive retard
by jetmysterydino November 07, 2021