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eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.
1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
by joijoihere August 15, 2017
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Gut Egg

A fart that builds up/accumulates within ones gut that is eventually escapes in one sharp, short burst, rather like an egg.
N.b. can also apply to a shit after a particularly heavy night, when the consistency is particularly hard and round.
I just laid a right gut egg
by raggaraggaragga June 28, 2010
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jade egg

Jade eggs are a tool a woman uses to strengthen her pelvic floor muscle by doing keigel exercises.
I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out
by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017
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tinder egg

Pregnancy - Resulting from a night steamy night of passion after slagging it up on tinder.... a tinder egg... the present that keeps on giving!
That dude got more than he bargained for, she gave him a tinder egg...
by Geoffers January 19, 2017
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egg nag

the way people in newfoundland say egg nog, pronounce the o like an a.
would you like some egg nag?
by maggie.stein January 1, 2007
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Egg Day

Germanic Fertility Festival, Celebrated on giant hills with the consumption of solid chocolate eggs or Raw eggs if your friends suck.
Paul: Hey you attend the egg day ceremony?

Adele: Aww yeah and now i am fertile
by THECATONTHEHAT August 9, 2012
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Whisking An Egg

I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.
by captinjapseye January 2, 2011
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