Easter Cream Egg

When a male ejaculates in his partner's ass. The Second partner (female/male) then squats over the first, and makes clucking sounds while defacating on his chest. While the action is performed, the Second partner must cluck like the Cadbury's Bunny while flapping her arms. Bonus points are awarded for wearing bunny ears.

Orgins trace back to the popular Cleveland Steamer.

This can only be done for a limited time around Easter...or else it's considered sick, poor timing, or not as special.

"Oh boy, it's Easter time! I can't wait for my Easter Cream Egg!Buk buk buk buk buk buk buu-uuk"

by RadicalSucks! March 3, 2005

Egg-Venture

Egg-Venture a stupid arcade shoot em up made by boring Vegan pirates who were probably force fed dirt at school on a daily basis. The game is unique in the fact that it doesn't try to hide the creators disdain for eating/breaking eggs which are blatant Eggceptional piece's of shit with faces. The word egg is added into a variety of words throughout the game in a worse than lame attempt to humourise something about as entertaining as the bubonic plague

Warden: Prisoner 1469 it is now your turn to play egg-venture in the games room

*Prisoner takes one look at the stupid egg man*

Prisoner 1469: I think, I'll have a shower instead

by Rufsky 59 January 27, 2007

Mud Egg

A type of egg often laid accidentally

"Piss, I need to go... think I've laid a Mud Egg"

by andybased April 30, 2008

Egg Sniping

A phrase pertaining to sabotage, created by demented Science Olympiad students. May also be 'dirty'.

"Hey, hey, no egg sniping!"

by Amoran March 13, 2009

Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

by Lord_Phallus December 22, 2008

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

Egg whiter

To joke around with

Ha ha you are such a egg whiter Kevin, you tell the best funnies!

by PixelAuug June 30, 2009