Amelia-ed

When a beautiful woman drives to your neighboring town and brings you your favorite nostalgic food

I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

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go co-ed

Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.

Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.

Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.

Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.

by IkuraEater August 10, 2014

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Jo-Jo-ed

A male queefing.

Last night when I was about to give my boyfriend head, he Jo-Jo-ed in my face!

by spunkermuffin March 29, 2009

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Ichi-ed

Roll an 1 on a dice.

Bro you got Ichi-ed.

by YizTJ1259 June 9, 2024

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Ed moment

When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.

John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.

Al: no, how was it

John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.

Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you

Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.

by Vladimir Putin itinurbutt June 10, 2020

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