dylan koch

A hot boy who is very sexy. He is so attractive that he attracts magnets

Keep that magnet away from him he’s a Dylan Koch

by DougKochStan112 June 14, 2021

Dylans Cock

its humungous, no words can describe how big It is. like a banana but tastier. his balls are like tennis balls but a bit less haired and they taste like banana. dylans cock is so huge the only thing that can stop it is him slapping his knee. he satisfies every woman or man he comes across and when he aggressively follows a woman, she enjoys it. me like he nots us would Frick 10000000/10. Joe mama. sorry Dylan but ur pp is huge.

woah, dylans slapping his knee again
I wish I was dylans cock
me too
*nuts to the thought of dylans huge monster schlong*

by Benamino :D March 19, 2021

dylan kumar

Dylan Kumar is a sexually perverted black gentleman with small tic tac nuts and enjoys wollowing in his own defecation, and resembles a chocolate bar . He enjoys bragging of his sexual exploits which are non existent and are all exaggerated stories of his masturbation and self felanging exploits. The Dylan Kumar spends most of his time beating over cutouts of women from woman's magazine

Man what Dylan Kumar that guy is

by ABCEFG May 20, 2015

Dylan N.

Dylan is the type of guy who chow down on pizza. He loves food and video games.

Dylan N. is the best person to hang out with, but he smells. Dylan smells

by EPICNICO)% May 22, 2019

Dylan day

It’s December 19th. Dylan day! Slap a Dylan today.

Hey Pablo, It’s Dylan Day, Let’s go slap your brother.

by Limelacroix December 19, 2020

dylan the dick

A kid who thinks he’s big and will tell other kids who he thinks feel like they’re big (these kids do not think they’re big) that they are small. He is the kind of person who likes to bully girls who simply roasted him one time. He seems nice until you know him, then he is a total violent dick who throws tantrums.

Random dude 1 : hey did you hear how jack keeps on trying to roast me

Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.

by A_dickhead_hater August 9, 2019

dylan obrien

hottest man alive and one of my fav sarcastic brunettes

hey do yk who dylan obrien is ? yeah isnt he the hottest man alive yes, yes he is.

by rpatzzh0e June 3, 2021