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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
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dusty puddles

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”

“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020
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Dusty

dust·y
ˈdəstē
adjective

filled with disgusting traits
Seainna said to her dance coach: “That boy is dusty.”
by dancer3215 August 29, 2018
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Dusty

When something or someone is dirty or untidy
" Connor looks greasy"
- " that's dusty man"
by Dodgy mincers July 29, 2016
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Dusty Tornado

The act of putting cocaine on your ass and farting in your partners face.
by fuck_bees June 25, 2017
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dusty dodge ram

It's when you are a dusty old dude 30 years or older. That drives a dodge that is barely running and rams little girls and dodge the fathers.
I love doing a dusty dodge ram on the holidays to get off.
by Thatregionboy219 October 3, 2017
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