Dirty Tate

having ear sex with your blind wife’s sister while wearing a zorro costume in a children’s swimming pool inside of your kitchen

dude you need to calm down with the dirty tates. You’re wife’s gonna fall in that pool and drown...

by Chuck72 April 2, 2020

dirty jax

Tricking a group of people into thinking you're a god, and creating an occult.

Damn that savage girl pulled pulled a dirty jax, and now she has an army of cultists

by themouseran March 31, 2020

Dirty Irene

A sexual act between two women where one woman rubs her breast(s) on the vagina specifically the clitoris of the other woman.

Woman: I never did oral on a chick but I did trib and dirty irene with one.

by madmeszel June 21, 2014

Dirty Martha

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).

I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.

by Naughty Counselor October 24, 2008

Dirty Clive

when an older sick low life scumbag goes to Sears mens bathroom and proceeds to drill holes in the stalls to sneak a peak of another mans meat while they urinate

I was at Sears using the bathroom to take a wicked piss and I noticed next to me was an eyeball glancing over at my meat package giving me the Dirty Clive.

by Pole30 March 15, 2008

Dirty Worms

An addictive creation that originated in the city of Downey. The exotic dish is the result of gummy worms and KoolAid coming together for an orgasmic delight. These treats are so good that schools across Downey have banned the creation and sale of dirty worms. To make dirty worms, just lightly wet a gummy worm and then cover it with KoolAid powder. Typically eaten in a Zip-lock bag, dirty worms are a must for any candy salesman in Downey.

Hey, have you seen my dirty worms dealer? He's late in bringing me my order!

by xycirk December 17, 2012

Dirty Perry

A Dirty Perry occurs while driving in multiple passenger situations. The performer has the most control as the driver of the vehicle in question but public transit allows for the execution of the Dirty Perry under varied circumstances. The ideal preconditions for a Dirty Perry are limited ventilation and high relative air temperatures. With these conditions in place the performer then let's loose a brown eye demon. High caliber instances of the Dirty Perry will cause the surrounding victims to taste pennies and attempt to escape the vehicle by any means up to and including leaping into traffic at high speeds.

The Carpool that Monday seemed normal. No one questioned Dan when he turned up the heat as it was chilly outside nor did they notice as he locked out the window controls. The horror that fell upon them as the Dirty Perry broke upon their senses set them scrambling for the window controls. As the bouquet of funk reached its first stage of flavors Frank, wild with desperation and knowing the bouquet was only starting to bloom took a header out of the rear left door of the Nissan. Tom saw psychedelic spotches of color as the second layer or aromas hit him but was able to find the door controls through the haze and escape out the rear right door. Rick lost all motor control as the Perry reached the penny stage and was therefore unable to escape. He has since recovered all but the use of his right arm.

by baddestcatinthewholedamntown November 12, 2007