Covid 19

A man made disease created by the American Democratic Party to regain political control

Covid 19 might kill thousands of people, but at least we won’t have to see anymore of Trump’s mean tweets.

by MikeFJB’swife August 1, 2022

COVID LINE

“Covid Line”

I met my boyfriend on the Covid Line”

It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”

What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!

by Krazymama October 29, 2020

The Covid 19 pounds

The 19 pounds EVERYONE gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus

Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH

by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020

Covid Sink

A sink found in a washroom or laundry room. Common use of the sink includes washing COVID germs from your epidermis prior to entering the sanitized clean room of a home. Typically resembles a utility sink, but not to be confused as the COVID sink has magical antibacterial properties. Should be surrounded by hand sanitizer, Clorox wipes, and Lysol spray.

Welcome to our home, please wash the germs from your person in our COVID sink.

by rlyjames December 29, 2021

COVID-e

COVID-e Is a situation where your forced to be in a group of people. Example office meeting or tail gate meeting and you don’t like the people there that much. So you use the COVID-e as excuse to get out of attending.

It can also be used when you don’t want to go into store due to the volume of people.

Hey guys it’s a little too COVID-e in here, so i will catch up with you later. (And never do).

by ajax1111 December 21, 2023

Covid Bitch

A person who was born during the COVID 19 pandemic. The year typically ranges from late 2019 - late 2022

Teacher 1: Today was little Timmy's birthday and his mom sent him to school with cake
Teacher 2: Ahhh yes he was born in 2021 wasn't he?
Teacher 1: If i can do the math, yes he was.
Teacher 2: Must be a tough life being a Covid Bitch.

by ultraquick1 December 14, 2023

Covid Devoted

Willing to travel great distances to a booty call from a stranger on a dating app. Dedicated to dying for that dick during CDC recommended quarantine and self-Isolation.

Did you see Susie coming home from that strangers house from hinge early this morning she is covid devoted.

by kgarrity May 21, 2020