A prostitute on house arrest.
"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
by odbal. August 29, 2021
Get the porch cookiemug. by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010
Get the Shortbread cookiesmug. A large round hole in the sand, created and rutted out by SXS and ATV's. Undetectable and hidden along the horizon to the human eye. You don't know it's there until it's too late; or you've hit it before!
by OregonDuneCrew July 1, 2019
Get the cookie trenchmug. by the one time poster August 4, 2009
Get the colon cookiemug. by c.ase_y January 26, 2022
Get the penis cookiemug. by epicgamermom April 27, 2022
Get the slut cookiemug. by Pussy,cat,yummy May 22, 2018
Get the Pink cookiemug.