I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship

“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.

by jessloll February 2, 2024

Tanner Cook

The great and powerful Stealer of the bitch. Legendary. Iconic. Savage.

Dude hide your bitch around Tanner Cook. He will steal your main bitch and your side bitch too.

by Ralphwaldoemerosa January 2, 2018

Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

cook

(v.) when someone doubts someone but lets their shitty idea develop

“yo brad is NOT rizzing katie up right now”

“hang on dude, let him cook”

by Billy Bowery December 4, 2023

cooking brisket

when someone farts

“ewww who’s cooking brisket” (who just farted)

by caspercue July 23, 2021

Cooking in the Stu

Short for “cooking in the studio” meaning to work on art vigorously in some sort of studio or art focused environment. The term is also a play on the phrase “ Cooking in the Stew.”

Person 1 : “hey what are you doing right now?”
Person 2:” I’m drawing, making music….You know…. Cooking in the Stu!”

by The Thurm August 8, 2025

Cooked

An old Jungian archetype is the idea of spirits coming from above (the heavens) and finding blood (human suffering). They are like chefs from burger king. To be cooked is the worst. Because that means you would have to have been prepared: gutted, seasoned, and put on a menu. To an angel that looks like your homies cheating you from something. People close to you, selling you for themselves. Cooked is when you're at your lowest

*His homies ran a train on his girl and opps are on his as* "bruh, I'm cooked"

by mr greaseballer January 9, 2024