Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.
(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
He's got such a bad case of emotional constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
by Robodok January 23, 2008
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..kinda borderline selfishness
usually alot of Scene/Emo/Depressed/Angry Teens..or people are self conscious.
..kinda borderline selfishness
usually alot of Scene/Emo/Depressed/Angry Teens..or people are self conscious.
*SCHOOL FOOTBALL CROWD IS CHEERING*
Boy: COME ON! CHEER FOR THE TEAM!
Girl: no..everyone will laugh at me and think i'm stupid.
Boy: YOU'RE SO SELF CONSCIOUS!
Boy: COME ON! CHEER FOR THE TEAM!
Girl: no..everyone will laugh at me and think i'm stupid.
Boy: YOU'RE SO SELF CONSCIOUS!
by CARRY ON ICARUS April 23, 2008
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A conservative turned media whore.
They will constantly interrupt people when it is not their turn to talk, and do just about everything to get their voice heard.
The legend has it that after the conservative has proved themself to be batshit crazy, he/she/it signs a pact with the Devil, and then are promised a half-life full of airtime.
The only reason that the devil deals with these people is because of his ties with Faux-er, I mean Fox-News.
He totally makes serious moolah when these goons appear on TV.
Needless to say, these people give a bad name to the respectable and sensible conservatives.
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They will constantly interrupt people when it is not their turn to talk, and do just about everything to get their voice heard.
The legend has it that after the conservative has proved themself to be batshit crazy, he/she/it signs a pact with the Devil, and then are promised a half-life full of airtime.
The only reason that the devil deals with these people is because of his ties with Faux-er, I mean Fox-News.
He totally makes serious moolah when these goons appear on TV.
Needless to say, these people give a bad name to the respectable and sensible conservatives.
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"Ann Coulter is a prime example of a conservaskank; she kept interrupting the show's host even though he was agreeing with her, thus showing the world what a crazy bat she is."
"Debbie Schlussel is only invited onto various news and radio stations because of her retarded political views. Her purpose is to mystify people with her unsolvable mystery: How someone so well-educated has turned into such a racist, ignorant, webtrolling conservaskank."
"Hey man, that person is really conservaskankin'!"
"Debbie Schlussel is only invited onto various news and radio stations because of her retarded political views. Her purpose is to mystify people with her unsolvable mystery: How someone so well-educated has turned into such a racist, ignorant, webtrolling conservaskank."
"Hey man, that person is really conservaskankin'!"
by Sereth December 24, 2008
Get the Conservaskank mug.The achievement of willful acknowledgment, sexual acceptance and eventually permission (whether expressly stated or implied) by a female/male, to an advance made by a member/member(s) of the same/opposite sex.
"I say, madame - perchance might I plant one on you?"
(expressed, inviting consent - or possible rejection)
"Mmmmm, mmmm", (with a parting of the thighs)
(implied consent)
"Excuse me madame, has anybody j*cked off in your panties lately and returned the goodies to your dresser as a special surprise? You liked it, didn't you? Yes you did you little devil. Would you like me to do it in the near future (without your immediate prior knowledge) and for me to leave the goodies for your perusal/arousal at a later date?"
(express consent requested with consent once given, taken as implicit for future actions matching desciption, but with a degree of poetic license allowable in performing the act to maintain the element of surprise and joy on the part of the female)
(expressed, inviting consent - or possible rejection)
"Mmmmm, mmmm", (with a parting of the thighs)
(implied consent)
"Excuse me madame, has anybody j*cked off in your panties lately and returned the goodies to your dresser as a special surprise? You liked it, didn't you? Yes you did you little devil. Would you like me to do it in the near future (without your immediate prior knowledge) and for me to leave the goodies for your perusal/arousal at a later date?"
(express consent requested with consent once given, taken as implicit for future actions matching desciption, but with a degree of poetic license allowable in performing the act to maintain the element of surprise and joy on the part of the female)
by Travelling Al February 7, 2010
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Conservative slander artist tend to used half truths and misleading information to paint a savage false image of liberals that is later echoed through the internet and other media sources.
Among the well know Slander Artist are...
David Horowitz
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Michelle Malkin
Conservative slander artist tend to used half truths and misleading information to paint a savage false image of liberals that is later echoed through the internet and other media sources.
Among the well know Slander Artist are...
David Horowitz
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Michelle Malkin
by Bob_the_Patriot April 3, 2008
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Get the compassionate conservative mug.A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...
I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers
by jo jo, circus elephant boy April 14, 2009
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