captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.

Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .

by Broutiful August 22, 2016

condom

Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.

Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!

by cowtopus January 9, 2023

Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

Condom

Something my parents made the mistake of not using

Your parents should have used the condom

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 December 22, 2020

Condom

Balloon but protection

Shit my condom lemme go get it real quick then we'll make sex with no mistakes~

by uhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuuuuhuhuhuhuhuh December 2, 2023

kentucky condom

A bandana tied around your penis

Aaron didn't have his latex so he made a Kentucky condom with his bandana

by Lord_chips September 22, 2017

Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.

I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.

by Pepperoni hanger baby November 5, 2017