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Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse
Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex
by Movas November 2, 2022
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Complexity

the art of being perfect in every way without ACTUALLY being perfect
DAMN who’s that girl ; she has such a hidden complexity
by anonymous November 15, 2022
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Complexity

People are looking for easy moral virtue. It’s easy to be virtuous by having a messy life and saving the planet and it’s simplest to save the planet by concentrating on one thing and it’s simplest to concentrate on the woke left as if that’s the only challenge that confronts us. So, you have this overweening, prideful, and ignorant requirement to put yourself forward as some sort of prophet, reduce the complexity of the problem to opposing the woke left and then if you can get rich as an additional benefit to you own envy, so much the better. And how do I know? Because I’m Dr. JeepJorp! This was a quote! The whole time! I was quoting Dr. Poopoorocks! You thought it was me but it was actually Dr. Prophet Evolutionary Biologist!

Hym “HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN!!! (R.I.P Kevin Conroy) That’s exactly what YOU do though, Professor Jordanson! That’s you! If I said that you would take it as a confession! Hahaha! Holy shit! That is hilarious! That’s the real and actual thing that you did! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile the thing that you ACTUALLY DID and are doing with your opposition to THE THING THAT YOU ARE ALSO DOING!?”
Dr. Charlatan “Well I’m not doing that! I am what I say I am! And sometimes I’m an evolutionary biologist. And sometimes I’m a neurologist. Like a non-binary! I am whatever I say I am in the moment!”

Hym “SEE!? Do you see it!? That right there!! Do you see the thing!? Oh man! I can’t be the only motherfucker who sees it right!? It can’t just be me!? WOW! This is an actual guy! HoOoOoOoly shit! You can’t be real!!! You can’t be! I actually gave credit for the shit I took as often as reasonably possible and when called out on not doing it I admitted where I got it from and literally told people to go there and watch it! So you can’t say you’re doing the thing I did. But you are in fact doing the thing you accuse them of doing! ACTUALLY! That’s why you’re the Kira archetype character in the anime about us! You ARE THAT! And like L it doesn’t matter that I proved it! They are just going to turn a blind eye to it! You’re Kira! Your are who I thought you were. You’re political platform is literally just self preservation.”

Dr. Snoop D-O Doubleeterson “You just hate the successful!”

Hym “I’m not writing about Jeffery Bezos!”

Dr. Doctor Doctorson “You just want easy moral virtue!”

Hym “YOU’RE HEARLADED AS A PROPHOT AND YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THE RELIGION YOUBARE A PROPHET OF! Your gerrymandering the definition of God into ‘the highest value a person has’ and are telling Muslims what to do!!! You want to talk about complexity? GOD (YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN) ALMIGHTY!”
by Hym Iam November 17, 2022
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Virginity complex

A virginity complex is on the lines of inceldom but like someone who is extremely desperate but still holds high standards that are unrealistic
Carl has such a virginity complex like he hates women and is wondering why he gets no pussy
by Year 7 Mandem April 23, 2022
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Big Man Complex

BMC this is when a person is big or tall or muscle bound cocky like a lot of muscles, and they bully little people around them and i dont' have all the details but they usually bigger than the average person, and no one stood up to them before and until doing so, they always going to push their weight around and boss the little people around.
he got a big man complex like Dee boe story that was release on a friday night weekend.
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shota complex

"lately i've been saving art of young boys"
"do you have a shota complex?"
by dolisako September 18, 2022
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NPC complex

A condition where an NPC goes round calling others NPCs to try and deflect from the fact that he himself is one
"I just got called an NPC"
"Who by?"
"Mike"
"That's the only word he knows, Mike's definitely coming down with an NPC complex"
by WolframAlphaZero October 16, 2022
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