Mexican Vacuum Cleaner

During sex the female’s asshole will suck on the males penis super hard until it starts losing circulation, and eventually falls off

Karla gave me the phatest Mexican vacuum cleaner last night, I had to go to the hospital

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 20, 2019

Good Evening Cleveland

When you’re taking a shit and unintentionally orgasm.

I was dropping some heavy ordinance and oh oh oh, good evening Cleveland

by OGD JY October 16, 2022

Cunt over Cleavage

A reimagining of the historical colloquialism 'Ass over tit' whereby a person suffers some sort of accident, executes an elaborate fall and lands heavily on the ground. Can be used to describe an actual physical situation, or an unsuccessful process.

The flammin' dog ran in front of me as I was coming out of the kitchen with my hands full and I went Cunt over Cleavage.

The project manager is a useless as tits on a bull, and the whole operation has gone Cunt over Cleavage.

by Blusideup October 26, 2022

The Cleveland Steamer

The definition I remember goes like this. Two people having sex, one proceeds to sit down on "victim's" chest, facing their feet. Sitter then proceeds to take a massive dump,(the wetter the poo, the better). As the poo runs into "victim's" neck, the pooper gestures with hand in an upward and downward pulling motion, as if honking a truck horn, while singing out loud "WWOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

bonus points awarded for:
-farting between the howls
-if the poop is wet and rolls around neck like a necklace
- wearing a captain's hat

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by Mephisto666 July 23, 2008

cleveland steamer

while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*

jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.

by parnelli February 25, 2009

Cleveland Breadbowl

Considered a delicacy in most countries, this soup de jour known as the Cleveland Breadbowl is a regular breadbowl filled with 'straight from the source' diarrhea, served hot and fresh.

Female Restaurant Patron: "Wow this cleveland breadbowl is rich and hearty! Whats in it?"

Gourmet Chef: "CaCa and bread. Garnished with the worlds finest gooch pubes."

by Chef Boyardingleberry April 24, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit

she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer

by THE D.O.M. December 24, 2008