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Chode Monkey

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode
by Slaytanic December 11, 2004
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chode

a penis that is wider than it is long
shaqs chode is like a hamburger
by gnrredneck August 30, 2003
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chode

a penis which is fatter than it is long and is shaped like a can of tuna, if u will.
That fat and stubby boy looks like a walking chode.
by danny trubador July 8, 2004
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chode

A douchebag, most commonly referring to a frat guy.

A person who drives around in his jeep with giant tires and KC lights on the top.

You find many of these people in South Padre Island, TX and Panama City Beach, FL during Spring Break.

Generally flanked by a chodette (female version, usually a stripper that drives a convertible Mitsubishi Spider) or his real counter-part, a sorostitute.
The Sig Eps are such chodes!!
by Mark Albert December 31, 2007
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chode

the part of tha male body that is between the ball sack and the anus.
i love it when she licks my chode
by Sweet Chin Music February 16, 2005
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Chode

A person who believes that a gouch or taint is called a chode and fails to realize a chode is a short fat cock
Thats dude thinks a chode is a taint

haha what a chode
by chodemaster221 July 7, 2010
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chloe

Name common to girls of the Spanish. People usually mistake Chloes with the devil; however, most fail to realize demons are infact their spawns. Chloes travel in groups of 5, usually consisting of one sassy girl (the Chloe), one HK fashionista, one Yaniw target, one artiste and one temporary try-hard. Most hate these packs of young girls, but to them it's just fun and games.
In their spare time, Chloes usually dance in front of the mirror for 5 hours, buffer their nails, sing songs of replaceable men and absorb text. Although Chloes are accused of being void of emotion, Chloes are in reality full of emotion. Their peak of emotions are when they are experiencing intense fussyness and turn into a little ball of rage.
At moments like this, it is important to stay off their hit-list, for Chloes tend to own machetes and gun licenses. In general, Chloes are rather pleasant creatures that find safe havens in the most unlikely of activities, such as straightening their hair, stretching upside down and eating hungrymen.
Chloes happen to love Teddy Grams, and do not enjoy when illusions of them being stolen are presented. Most are unable to understand this special creature, but for those who do, they manage to find appreciation in the true friendship that Chloes can offer. The name Chloe can be interchanged with the name Zoe.
"Chloe, no one's gonna marry you if you're dark."
by Paddycakes January 31, 2007
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