Cheese Eagle

One who consumes a large amount of cheese/food daily with their giant eagle like claws.

A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.

1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"

2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.

by NemisisNat November 23, 2010

Cheese Button

The place on a baby that facilitates the 'emission' of 'cheese' ie: solid curds resembling a web of mozzarella

"Man, what happened you??!! You like an extra out of "Ghostbusters"

"I just hit the baby's cheese button"

by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009

cheeses crepes!

Euphemism for Jesus Christ!

See cheeses.

Cheeses crepes! Those are some good pancakes!

by Adman12 October 26, 2005

Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.

"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."

by asswip'e October 19, 2007

stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 14, 2014

cheese piece

a cheese piece (sandwich) is a girl who is not very attractive but you would still shag her i.e. I wouldn't go out my way for a cheese piece but if there was one there I'd eat it!

Dude that chicks a cheese piece!

by ChrisCal84 November 14, 2013