Fool Chain

Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.

Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.

by sheila in the car March 28, 2020

Yanking his chain

Jerking off

*boy bsf sends a video saying he is yanking his chain*
Was he really yanking his chain

by bellajo113 January 3, 2020

chain male

A chain of 3 or more males made by linking dicks to asses.

Stop by Pi Kappa Alpha tonight, we're making chain male and we need your dick and ass to complete the circle!

by FlyeorDie June 14, 2022

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

chain chomped

oh yeah, he's cool.

ME: do you remember chain chomped , THE OTHER GUY: oh yes I remember him he's a cool dude. CHAD: that's cool...

by marygold skin from fortnite April 14, 2021

matt chains

matt chains is the fucking best. the most creative, wonderful, beautiful, unique, inspiring, intelligent, awesome, swagalicous person ever

i was just talking to matt chains and i almost fainted because of how fucking beautiful he is

by matt_chainzz October 9, 2025

chain jerker

You're a troll but cooler

"there's goes David jerking their chains again!"
"He's such a chain jerker"

by Knowledge the all knowing October 8, 2022