mom cave

a gender-specific retreat, patterned after the "man cave," but with creepy Oedipal undercurrents.

"I just discovered a secret mom cave at home."
"Don't tell anyone or they'll put you on the couch and pump you full of Prozac for the rest of your adult life!"

by Starkeyzz November 9, 2013

2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.

by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023

suck cave

When she sucking yo cock and only her head is underneath the blanket

"Get in the suck cave bitchhhhhhhh"

by Dgsisrealwiththisone April 23, 2018

the coochina cave

a specific nest or den built in ones closet out of pillows and blankets used specifally to penatrate or insert a dildo or penis into one or more holes such as, one of two openings in the coochina, or another hole in which the penatration material is wetted to the point of no return the dildo or penis will not emerge from the coochina for 500 years. the coochina bearring human will scream in both agony and everlasting pleasure. under the right circumstances, the dog will enter the cave and create a powerful and shrill burst of noise that will send 42.57 humans into a state of inteanse arousal. they will make their way towards the coochina cave to partake in a massive orgy.

"oh did u here about the time me and my gramma shook the earth from our coochina cave? it was great!"

"oh whats the coochina cave?"

"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1

"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"

"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."

by maxorcist May 25, 2025

refinery caves 2

a game in roblox paid access and minecraft like

You can fish, mine, cut trees

wanna play refinery caves 2?

by vb4 August 18, 2024

cave pig

a person that masterbateswith large objects shoved up their ass to help themself get off.

I walked in on John being a cave pig.

by Ralph Feltcher June 20, 2006

Sewer Cave

A vagina that hasn't been touched till the penis has fully penetrated the (an) anus continously. For then the the vaginas will then become a stenchy dirty "Sewer-Cave".

"Dude she let me put it in her ass, THEN I f***** her one pussy!"
"Awe damn, did you eat her out afterwards?"
"He'll no, that shit was a Sewer Cave when I was done with it"

by The Douche Named Chad! July 13, 2015