Carl

Like its counterpart, Carl is meant to represent the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white men.

Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.

by Dnttrdonme June 28, 2020

Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

Carl Rader

A racist piece of N-word

Carl is a Carl Rader

by Carl Rader December 9, 2019

carl alvesson

A short wimp who doesn't get Amy Pussys at all.

He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps

Look at that ugly person.

Yeah, he is usch a Carl alvesson

by TheCrazyGaySwede December 12, 2016

Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it

I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl

by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025

Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?

Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019

Carl

Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!

Oh! You’re a Carl? I’m sorry for approaching you without your permission.

by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021