Eat Breakfast

Code word for masturbation.

You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul

by Charles Lulson May 8, 2008

Miami Breakfast

When you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob.

We would've got to the beach sooner, but we decided to go for a nice Miami Breakfast first.

by Asmodeuss July 21, 2009

Truck Driver's Breakfast

An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.

Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.

eg: After a trashy night out Joey treated herself to a Truck Driver's Breakfast: a joint, a pie and a blue powerade.

by Coco Schmoko September 8, 2009

i can see what she had for breakfast

HER SKIRT OR SHORTS IS SO SHORT I CAN SEE HER GENITALS

A girl bends over showing everything ..
I can see what she had for breakfast.
Canadian slang.

by Sunny dayze May 29, 2018

breakfast food

Breakfast food - drug dealer for HASH purified resin prepared from the flowering tops of the female cannabis plant.

"Hey you got those four ozzy records of breakfast food"

by c13 November 3, 2007

Sticky Breakfast Bun

When a girl gets anally violated at night while she is sleeping and wakes up with cum all over her asshole.

My 3 dirty mexican friends gave this poor girl a sticky breakfast bun the other night.

by DannyB,R,davidR January 2, 2008

continental breakfast

Fucking instead of food.

Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."

by Khizzar April 9, 2010